It’s almost Halloween time again and that got me randomly thinking about national treasure Katie Hopkins. She is a media sensation who is most noteworthy for her very forthright views on just about everything…
Fray Bentos Meatballs
Following the spectacular popularity of my last Fray Bentos adventure I thought I would give another stable-mate the myfoodeeblog treatment. Here ladies and gentlemen, are some tasty meatballs!
Heinz Baked Beans
I have a confession. I hate Baked Beans. I remember as a kid being given them for lunch and refusing point blank to touch them. Often I starved. But maybe I was being unfair, maybe Baked Beans are actually amazing! This was all the inspiration I needed for my next blog post and off to my local convenience store I swagger jaggered…
Birds Eye Fish Fingers
Arr me hearties! Yar should watch thar that advertisement otherwise yarr be no unnerstandin the rest of the post!
Arrrr!
So I know what you’re thinking: an old man, kids, boat, alone, at sea… Continue reading “Birds Eye Fish Fingers”
Swizzels Matlow GIANT Refreshers
So I was down my local grocery store just there when I saw this brightly coloured orb of sugary delectability staring right up and me. I was powerless to its charms so purchased it instantly and sprinted as hard as I could back to my professional chef’s kitchen to try it.
Grace Cock Soup Mix
I was down my local grocery shop and came across this amazing packet of food and thought “I’d love a bit of Cock right now” so I purchased the packet and ran back to my professional chef’s kitchen so I could get the Cock out of the packet as quickly as possible. Continue reading “Grace Cock Soup Mix”
Fray Bentos ‘Classic’ Steak & Kidney
During my daily errands to my local Tesco Metro I will at some point walk past a tin of Fray Bentos but I have never really considered it an actual foodstuff so mostly ignore it. But all that changed when I had a dream last night where I was on top of a mountain and it was being attacked by Fray Bentos alien flying saucers and I was trying to shoot them down with vegetables, forks and copies of Gordon Ramsey’s latest cookery book. The metaphors were too strong to ignore, I simply had to buy! Continue reading “Fray Bentos ‘Classic’ Steak & Kidney”
Detoxing
As many visitors to this blog know, I like to party hard and I’ve been partying hard for several days now to the point where I think I need to detoxify my system. But how? Continue reading “Detoxing”
Mysterious Bag
I met a fan of the blog in Glasgow yesterday when we arranged to meet up after she got in contact about a mysterious ingredient “I don’t like them, they tasted funny”. Hmmm, given the fact that whatever it is is residing inside a paper pharmacy bag and leaking something blood coloured I’m reckoning this is a human heart or eyeball or uh I dunno a ghost. Continue reading “Mysterious Bag”
Cooking With Paul Dacre
As many visitors to this site know, I am a big fan of the Daily Mail as they published my thing about cat food and grass. So I think I need to write something for the paper’s no nonsense, straight talking very astute editor Paul Dacre Continue reading “Cooking With Paul Dacre”
Another goddam foodblog 