I was starving and looked inside my friend’s fridge and saw this and was all like “oh Jesus, really, oh god, no, surely not. Oh man, oh hell, oh Mr Big Balls on a bike. Seriously? Oh GOD, really? No, someone help me, for the love of Christ, please, Jesus, no!” Yes, I was SUPER excited to try this stuff!
My friend came back from a shopping trip with this bag of goodies and was all like “I bet you can’t make anything out of THIS.”
Once again I was running out of ideas for my next ‘food experimentalist’s adventure’ and had to beg my Facebook page to hand me free ideas; the excellent Kirsty Long suggested I cook with “Smash (or any other brand of instant mash)”.
Now I haven’t eaten this stuff in about 20 years so I knew it was about time I revisited this unique ingredient and off to my local convenience store I trotted…