I was at my friend’s house when I chanced across this highly unusual foodstuff and thought once upon myself I ought to sample such delights!
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Category: sweets
A Valentines Special
I was looking around my cupboards for something to cook for my imaginary girlfriend (IGF) valentines’ afternoon lunch when I saw this four year out of date can of black treacle and I though “this is the pinnacle of romanticism”.
Betta Buy Sliced Mushrooms in Salted Water
I was looking around the cupboards in the kitchen and came across this tin. I’m guessing it would be most useful during a nuclear holocaust as it’s two years out of date already.
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Swizzels Matlow GIANT Refreshers
So I was down my local grocery store just there when I saw this brightly coloured orb of sugary delectability staring right up and me. I was powerless to its charms so purchased it instantly and sprinted as hard as I could back to my professional chef’s kitchen to try it.
