The good folks over at Haagen Dazs have obviously got bored during lockdown and decided to take a leaf from Ben and Jerry’s book of “what ice cream flavour would I think of if I was massively high?”
Even before trying this tub of Honey and Peach with Rose you just know it’s going to be disgusting.
But is it?
Actually, no! It’s not disgusting at all!
I lie. It’s fucking horrendous and tastes like what I imagine lavender and the year 1933 would taste like if you’re stuck in an old folks home waiting for a slow, boring death from an irreversible neurodegenerative condition.
Tl;dr Haagen Dazs Honey and Rosewater Hallucinogenic Experience ice cream is inedible.
But what do you think? Think I’m being all mean and should remember the halcyon days of 1933 and lavender with a bit more affection? Then hook me up in the comments or Spotify where my band is!
I was looking around my cupboards for something to cook for my imaginary girlfriend (IGF) valentines’ afternoon lunch when I saw this four year out of date can of black treacle and I though “this is the pinnacle of romanticism”.
So I was down my local grocery store just there when I saw this brightly coloured orb of sugary delectability staring right up and me. I was powerless to its charms so purchased it instantly and sprinted as hard as I could back to my professional chef’s kitchen to try it.