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A Coconut

cocnut raw

So I was down my local Morrison’s and my girlfriend saw this little guy and was all like “I totally bet you can’t open this“ and I was all like BET I CAN! and then she was all like “I totally bet you can’t make a decent curry though!” and I was all like BET I etc.

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