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Batchelors Mushy Original Processed Peas


I was down my local convenience store when I saw this tin and I almost burst into tears at how delicious the cover art work made the contents look, I simply had to buy! Continue reading “Batchelors Mushy Original Processed Peas”

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Kentucky Fried Chicken £4.99 Meal Deal


My friend came back from a shopping trip with this bag of goodies and was all like “I bet you can’t make anything out of THIS.”

Challenge accepted!

Continue reading “Kentucky Fried Chicken £4.99 Meal Deal”

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People Find My Famous Site Using Search Engines Part 2

You can’t make this lot up:

“cum on food egg white”


“nigella lawson cum on her face”


“felix good as vomiting”


“hershey’s chocolate cheesy”

Even more incomprehensibly

“im a noodle super hero i have noodle”


“i over cooked sushi rice”

More tragically 

“what happens when you cook mince beef wrongly”

And most wonderously

“felix as good as it looks cat keeps vomiting”

And if you the mood takes you I’ve entered this blog event thing and I might get a chance to go to an awards do where I can drink myself virtually unconscious on the free bar before making a rambling and incoherent acceptance speech.