I was down my local convenience store when I saw this tin and I almost burst into tears at how delicious the cover art work made the contents look, I simply had to buy! Continue reading “Batchelors Mushy Original Processed Peas”
My friend came back from a shopping trip with this bag of goodies and was all like “I bet you can’t make anything out of THIS.”
I was down my local grocery store and saw these in the freezer section and I was all like “mmmm, cheese”…
OK ladies, if you’re like me you’ve probably eaten ten times your body weight in incredible xmas fare and now need to go on a diet, and like me you hate diets cos they generally suck. But I have devised a special myfoodeeblog diet plan where you can have chocolate and ice cream every day and still lose weight!
You can’t make this lot up:
“cum on food egg white”
“nigella lawson cum on her face”
“felix good as vomiting”
“hershey’s chocolate cheesy”
Even more incomprehensibly
“im a noodle super hero i have noodle”
“i over cooked sushi rice”
“what happens when you cook mince beef wrongly”
And most wonderously
“felix as good as it looks cat keeps vomiting”
And if you the mood takes you I’ve entered this blog event thing and I might get a chance to go to an awards do where I can drink myself virtually unconscious on the free bar before making a rambling and incoherent acceptance speech.