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People Find My Famous Site Using Search Engines Part 2

You can’t make this lot up:

“cum on food egg white”

Or

“nigella lawson cum on her face”

Even

“felix good as vomiting”

Incomprehensibly

“hershey’s chocolate cheesy”

Even more incomprehensibly

“im a noodle super hero i have noodle”

Tragically

“i over cooked sushi rice”

More tragically 

“what happens when you cook mince beef wrongly”

And most wonderously

“felix as good as it looks cat keeps vomiting”

And if you the mood takes you I’ve entered this blog event thing and I might get a chance to go to an awards do where I can drink myself virtually unconscious on the free bar before making a rambling and incoherent acceptance speech.

 

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I write dumb things about food

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