You can’t make this lot up:
“cum on food egg white”
Or
“nigella lawson cum on her face”
Even
“felix good as vomiting”
Incomprehensibly
“hershey’s chocolate cheesy”
Even more incomprehensibly
“im a noodle super hero i have noodle”
Tragically
“i over cooked sushi rice”
More tragically
“what happens when you cook mince beef wrongly”
And most wonderously
“felix as good as it looks cat keeps vomiting”