βare you real?
Chrissie – WordPress.com: Hi there! I am very real.
Chrissie – WordPress.com: How can I help you today?
βright, but you must get this a lot and I guess folks often wonder if you’re real and not a robot so before I tell what I need can I just ask you a few human sounding questions?
Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. Too true. And I’m ready for human questions π
βOK, so you’re in the desert and you see a tortoise lying on its back gasping for air but you don’t help. Why is that?
Chrissie – WordPress.com:Guess I should re-phrase that to human questions regarding WordPress π But just to answer – non issue. I would help the tortoise.
βok, right, this is a good start. Next question, ready?
Chrissie – WordPress.com: If it’sWordPress.com related… π
βright OK, got it. WordPress is in the desert and sees a tortoise lying on its back but wordpress doesn’t stop to help. Why is that?
Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. WP always helps
βawesome! so, um, final question, and I think it is likely you are human, WP can’t possibly afford to have chat folks with every WP user so I’ve obviously clicked something to get onto some kind of marketing list. Can you advise?
Chrissie – WordPress.com: We have the chat box open when we have operators available. It’s for those with any sort of upgrade on their blogs.
βoh I see. I don’t think I’m after anything in particular because I’m happy with the product and if I’m being honest, needed a break from work and fancied a chat with a random
Chrissie – WordPress.com: Well, it was a fun break in my day.
Chrissie – WordPress.com: If you have any other questions, please feel free to open up chat and let us know π
Chrissie – WordPress.com: I hope you have a wonderful day!
βI will and BTW I am humanΒ
Chrissie – WordPress.com: you sure?
βoh bravo
βI can prove it
Chrissie – WordPress.com: Not just a robot who loves tortoises?
Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. Have a great day!
βI’m a robot that loves Babymetal