Hi There How Can We Help You?

→are you real?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: Hi there! I am very real.

Chrissie – WordPress.com: How can I help you today?

→right, but you must get this a lot and I guess folks often wonder if you’re real and not a robot so before I tell what I need can I just ask you a few human sounding questions?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. Too true. And I’m ready for human questions 🙂

→OK, so you’re in the desert and you see a tortoise lying on its back gasping for air but you don’t help. Why is that?

Chrissie – WordPress.com:Guess I should re-phrase that to human questions regarding WordPress 🙂 But just to answer – non issue. I would help the tortoise.

→ok, right, this is a good start. Next question, ready?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: If it’sWordPress.com related… 😉

→right OK, got it. WordPress is in the desert and sees a tortoise lying on its back but wordpress doesn’t stop to help. Why is that?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. WP always helps

→awesome! so, um, final question, and I think it is likely you are human, WP can’t possibly afford to have chat folks with every WP user so I’ve obviously clicked something to get onto some kind of marketing list. Can you advise?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: We have the chat box open when we have operators available. It’s for those with any sort of upgrade on their blogs.

→oh I see. I don’t think I’m after anything in particular because I’m happy with the product and if I’m being honest, needed a break from work and fancied a chat with a random

Chrissie – WordPress.com: Well, it was a fun break in my day.

Chrissie – WordPress.com: If you have any other questions, please feel free to open up chat and let us know 🙂

Chrissie – WordPress.com: I hope you have a wonderful day!

→I will and BTW I am human 

Chrissie – WordPress.com: you sure?

→oh bravo

→I can prove it

Chrissie – WordPress.com: Not just a robot who loves tortoises?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. Have a great day!

→I’m a robot that loves Babymetal