I thought doing Pot Noodle a few posts back would have been enough to satisfy the Super Noodle hounds which bark and taunt and haunt me at every turn, around every corner and sometimes on my Facbook party page. So Enough! I give in! And off I huffed and puffed to my local grocery store to pick up a packet of the stupid stuff…
Month: October 2013
Smash!
Once again I was running out of ideas for my next ‘food experimentalist’s adventure’ and had to beg my Facebook page to hand me free ideas; the excellent Kirsty Long suggested I cook with “Smash (or any other brand of instant mash)”.
Now I haven’t eaten this stuff in about 20 years so I knew it was about time I revisited this unique ingredient and off to my local convenience store I trotted…
Quick Random Post
Have you any ideas for random food combos that I could mangle together? This will go in the blog. Use the comment section to play.
Cooking With Katie Hopkins
It’s almost Halloween time again and that got me randomly thinking about national treasure Katie Hopkins. She is a media sensation who is most noteworthy for her very forthright views on just about everything…
Fray Bentos Meatballs
Following the spectacular popularity of my last Fray Bentos adventure I thought I would give another stable-mate the myfoodeeblog treatment. Here ladies and gentlemen, are some tasty meatballs!
Heinz Baked Beans
I have a confession. I hate Baked Beans. I remember as a kid being given them for lunch and refusing point blank to touch them. Often I starved. But maybe I was being unfair, maybe Baked Beans are actually amazing! This was all the inspiration I needed for my next blog post and off to my local convenience store I swagger jaggered…
Birds Eye Fish Fingers
Arr me hearties! Yar should watch thar that advertisement otherwise yarr be no unnerstandin the rest of the post!
Arrrr!
So I know what you’re thinking: an old man, kids, boat, alone, at sea… Continue reading “Birds Eye Fish Fingers”
Swizzels Matlow GIANT Refreshers
So I was down my local grocery store just there when I saw this brightly coloured orb of sugary delectability staring right up and me. I was powerless to its charms so purchased it instantly and sprinted as hard as I could back to my professional chef’s kitchen to try it.
Grace Cock Soup Mix
I was down my local grocery shop and came across this amazing packet of food and thought “I’d love a bit of Cock right now” so I purchased the packet and ran back to my professional chef’s kitchen so I could get the Cock out of the packet as quickly as possible. Continue reading “Grace Cock Soup Mix”
Fray Bentos ‘Classic’ Steak & Kidney
During my daily errands to my local Tesco Metro I will at some point walk past a tin of Fray Bentos but I have never really considered it an actual foodstuff so mostly ignore it. But all that changed when I had a dream last night where I was on top of a mountain and it was being attacked by Fray Bentos alien flying saucers and I was trying to shoot them down with vegetables, forks and copies of Gordon Ramsey’s latest cookery book. The metaphors were too strong to ignore, I simply had to buy! Continue reading “Fray Bentos ‘Classic’ Steak & Kidney”
Another goddam foodblog 