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Things I’ve Learned Stuffing Myself In Taiwan

14993559_10154045512027966_8809291375523534925_nStar anise ribs, chicken with chili, potato starch prawns, intestine, stinky tofu and chili, chicken with glutenous rice flour balls, green beans, stir fried squid. 

In Taiwan you will experience things you probably wouldn’t get a chance to in the West; over the past couple weeks I’ve had things like fish jaw, intestines, jellied pork blood, sea urchin and god knows whatever else. Continue reading “Things I’ve Learned Stuffing Myself In Taiwan”

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M&S Lunch Takeaway Disaster

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I was down my local Marks & Spencers fancy supermarket where all the posh office workers go to buy their quinoia salads and asparagus and I was all like “I, too, would like to give the impression that I am posh and have more disposable income that I know what to do with”.

And so it came to pass that the first few minutes of my lunch hour were spent in a daze of confusion as a plethora of ethnic and exotic foods greeted me: honey glazed salmon, mustard infused balsamic dressed edamame, slow roasted ham hock and I was all like “shall I just get a cheese and onion pasty from Greggs?”. But then I walked past the salad section and for a very reasonable price of £2.30 saw a tiny tub of SPIRIT of SUMMER Rice, Aduki Bean, Mango & Coconut Salad and I was all like “uh that looks pretty pretentious and horrible. Let’s prove my simple prejudices correct by buying it” So I did!

On getting back to my professional day job’s IT desk I inspected the inside of the packet:

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It appears the ingredients have infected by camera phone and forced the orientation into portrait. Anyway, how does it taste?

Even before sampling a mouthful I know how it’s going to go down: there will be an annoying taste of raw red pepper and it will smack slightly of Uncle Ben’s Rice Pots.

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In addition, the rice is sticky – in an unwanted sexy way – and the pineapple sauce is really sweet. The Aduki beans could easily pass for rabbit poo and after eating half the tub I give up and toss the packet into the bin.

On the plus side…!

There is no plus side. Stick to Greggs and save yer money. While you’re at it, hook me up on Twitter.

 

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Derek Acorah to sue Rhyl town council after getting beaten up by yobbo ghosts.

oh god

Denbighshire tomorrow, today.

A POPULAR TV psychic was filming in Rhyl this week for the hit TV show ‘Most Haunted’.

The trip was cut short however, after he was found on the pavement of Edward Henry Street flailing his arms and shouting incoherently. When passers by eventually stopped to help, Acorah claimed a gang of Burberry clad ghosts had assaulted him and was admitted to Bodelwyddan hospital.

acyThe TV star was physically unharmed, and discharged himself before being seen to by the psychiatric specialist.

“I should be free to go about my job without the threat of being attacked like this. They approached me and told me I was on their turf, all I wanted to do was find out if they had any messages for the living.” he said.

The only message here was Acorah receiving what he claims are ‘spiritual wounds’. He has begun proceedings to sue the town council and while…

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Hi There How Can We Help You?

are you real?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: Hi there! I am very real.

Chrissie – WordPress.com: How can I help you today?

right, but you must get this a lot and I guess folks often wonder if you’re real and not a robot so before I tell what I need can I just ask you a few human sounding questions?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. Too true. And I’m ready for human questions 🙂

OK, so you’re in the desert and you see a tortoise lying on its back gasping for air but you don’t help. Why is that?

Chrissie – WordPress.com:Guess I should re-phrase that to human questions regarding WordPress 🙂 But just to answer – non issue. I would help the tortoise.

ok, right, this is a good start. Next question, ready?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: If it’sWordPress.com related… 😉

right OK, got it. WordPress is in the desert and sees a tortoise lying on its back but wordpress doesn’t stop to help. Why is that?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. WP always helps

awesome! so, um, final question, and I think it is likely you are human, WP can’t possibly afford to have chat folks with every WP user so I’ve obviously clicked something to get onto some kind of marketing list. Can you advise?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: We have the chat box open when we have operators available. It’s for those with any sort of upgrade on their blogs.

oh I see. I don’t think I’m after anything in particular because I’m happy with the product and if I’m being honest, needed a break from work and fancied a chat with a random

Chrissie – WordPress.com: Well, it was a fun break in my day.

Chrissie – WordPress.com: If you have any other questions, please feel free to open up chat and let us know 🙂

Chrissie – WordPress.com: I hope you have a wonderful day!

I will and BTW I am human 

Chrissie – WordPress.com: you sure?

oh bravo

I can prove it

Chrissie – WordPress.com: Not just a robot who loves tortoises?

Chrissie – WordPress.com: lol. Have a great day!

I’m a robot that loves Babymetal

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Folks Find My World Famous Site By Typing In Mental Things To Google Part 1,000900,00099

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the fly telepod

my elderly cat just sucks the jelly off the cat food

hearties fish

best search engine to find people

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can i put tomato in my playdough

is it ok for my cat to eat a bit of my chicken

how do you call those big fish fingers

what are ingridiant ar mix in colgat tothpast

how to mix cum with food so they don’t notice

bring back real sugar puffs, they actually tasted of honey

i’m happy with me pot noodle

 

More food antics soon.

Tell me what stuff to cook on Twitter if you’re super bored tho’