I was starving and looked inside my friend’s fridge and saw this and was all like “oh Jesus, really, oh god, no, surely not. Oh man, oh hell, oh Mr Big Balls on a bike. Seriously? Oh GOD, really? No, someone help me, for the love of Christ, please, Jesus, no!” Yes, I was SUPER excited to try this stuff!
Cooking With Jack Munroe
I’m a really big fan of Jack Munroe, a blogger who writes for the Guardian on account of her making stuff on a really tight budget. She’s great! And I’m in no way jealous or angry or miffed that she is now mega successful and goes on TV and radio shows and I’m sat here in Glasgow with no new IT contracts in a cold flat staring out the window into another faceless, grey day. And it’s pissing with rain and it’s cold, and GOD DAMMIT JACK MUNROE I’LL SHOW YOU AND THE GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER! I’LL SHOW YOU PROPER FOOD BLOGGING!! Continue reading “Cooking With Jack Munroe”
Amazing Tomato Soup
I wasn’t intending blogging today but I began making this tomato soup from bits and pieces I found lying around my friend’s fridge and things started turning out really good so I thought I should start writing things down. Continue reading “Amazing Tomato Soup”
A Day Out With Fraser

So after my crushing defeat at the UK blog awards me and a friend decided to hit London and get really drunk and eat some foods I’ve never had before. Continue reading “A Day Out With Fraser”
A Night Out At The 2014 Blogging Awards!
So I was down at some fancy and very professionally organised awards thing last night in London. It was loads of fun except for the fact I didn’t win (and quite frankly I didn’t deserve to). As part of the celebrations we all got a goody bag, which everyone was super excited about what would be inside! Continue reading “A Night Out At The 2014 Blogging Awards!”
Purina DeliBakie Dog Snacks – Cheese and Meat Flavour
I was down my local Tesco Metro looking for tinned tomatoes when it struck me I hadn’t eaten dog food before. So I ran round to the pet convenience section and spotted these tasty treats and totally bought them!
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Kohinoor India On A Platter Cholle Masala
So I was down my local convenience store and saw this packet for £1.99 and was all like this looks nice. So I bought it and went home to cook something with it for lunch.
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Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls – Keep you all aglow
I was at my friend’s house when I chanced across this highly unusual foodstuff and thought once upon myself I ought to sample such delights!
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Fennel
I was round my friends house and was really hungry and looked in the fridge and saw this and was all like “simple food adventure”. Continue reading “Fennel”
Fairy Liquid
I was round my friend’s house and saw this by the sink and was all like “I bet Fairly Liquid is a much underused cooking ingredient” and that was all the inspiration I needed for another incredible food adventure!








