So I’m over at my GF’s and she says she is going to cook a traditional Malaysian curry on account of her being from Cardiff, home of traditional Malaysian fayre. I think she might be pulling my leg as she’s actually Malaysian, not Cardiff and no one from Cardiff has seen a Malaysian anyway.
I was out with a friend who was also a girl and a mystery shopper and she asked me along to some top secret research gig at Chiquito’s Mexican bar and grill in Glasgow and I was all like Arriba! and shit like that. Continue reading “The Chiquito Experience”
Last night I did a silly thing. Whilst watching the first half of the England game in the soccer ball world football competition I rashly commented that I would eat a shoe if Wayne Rooney putted a try into the basket. I clearly know nothing about football. Then the sodding bastard scored. So now I must now eat a shoe… Continue reading “Shoes – A Guest Post By Jacob Skelton”
So I was down my local convenience store when I saw these and I was all like “I bet no one has tried to cook with Tampax before!” Continue reading “Tampax”
I got this at Rig Bike Store in Glasgow where all the bike messengers hang out. This is a pulled pork chiabatta wit nachos, assorted dipping things and it was lovely. It only cost me £3 which is CHEAP!
So if you’re ever in Glasgow pop over to Rig bike store on the corner of West Regent Street and West Campbell Street and say hi to Ingrid and Brian while you’re there.
And they keep getting stranger and stranger…
the goodness in eating grass
damien hirst human skull in space
can of iron bru up a chicken
cat gely
when i was a baby auto biography
kentucky fried chicken, my dog, gravy
what does can of irn bru up chicken when cooking do??
mushrooms vs toadstools
Well there we go and as usual here is where I tell you about the Observer Food Monthly awards: I’m gunning for best food blog and if you find this concept as funny as I do then vote for me here.
Working up the courage for my next blog post FYI hence the short one here.
I spent all but £1 of my hard-earned cash on champagne and prostitutes so I needed to totally cook something amazing on a mega tight budget. I figured vegetables are cheap so I went down to the local grocery store and bought an onion, an orange and some carrots… Continue reading “Carrot And Orange Soup For £1”
My friend came back from France with this mighty tin and was all like “heughy heughy huagh” and I was all like “sure!” Continue reading “Succes Gourmand – Confit De Canard”
Say what you like about Big G, this pork belly recipe looks thoroughly lovely…
And if you have any ideas for what I should blog about, leave a comment. Update tmoz.
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