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Amazing Pictures Of Food

asparagus

My Facebook friends like to take pretty pictures of food and they also like to make comments about their amazing creations!

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“Spinach kale and grapes…. For lunch!”

kale smoothy

Liquidised frogs for dinner

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“Mi primero arroz de matanzas…. Sin comparacion al mejor arroz de matanzas de la isla en es Ipunto Es Pins.. Pero se quedado genial!”

paella

Which translates to “I vomit placenta”

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“Para el ultimo domingo del año un Arrozito Marinera…. Feliz 2013. Faceamigos!”

paella 2

I vomit placenta AND nuclear falout

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“Yum yum, thanks John! x”

thanks john

Yeah. thank’s John.

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“Thank goodness for Aunt Bessies on a school night”

“erm, what is it?”

“Haha… it’s toad in the hole!”

toad in the hole

Turd in the hole.

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“Valentine’s dinner doesn’t get much better than this – even at Valentines!”

valentines

Only if your date is a wild animal

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“Ok.. Maybe I could force some down..! ;)”

asparagusyeah! F*ck the asparagus! Wooo!

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“Lunch for today, thankyou xxxx!!”

shaved parmesan

 Aye, and thank’s for the dandruff too, ya bitch!

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