My Facebook friends like to take pretty pictures of food and they also like to make comments about their amazing creations!
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“Spinach kale and grapes…. For lunch!”
Liquidised frogs for dinner
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“Mi primero arroz de matanzas…. Sin comparacion al mejor arroz de matanzas de la isla en es Ipunto Es Pins.. Pero se quedado genial!”
Which translates to “I vomit placenta”
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“Para el ultimo domingo del año un Arrozito Marinera…. Feliz 2013. Faceamigos!”
I vomit placenta AND nuclear falout
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“Yum yum, thanks John! x”
Yeah. thank’s John.
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“Thank goodness for Aunt Bessies on a school night”
“erm, what is it?”
“Haha… it’s toad in the hole!”
Turd in the hole.
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“Valentine’s dinner doesn’t get much better than this – even at Valentines!”
Only if your date is a wild animal
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“Ok.. Maybe I could force some down..! ;)”
yeah! F*ck the asparagus! Wooo!
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“Lunch for today, thankyou xxxx!!”
Aye, and thank’s for the dandruff too, ya bitch!
Comments? Off to facebook wit ya!