Back in the day folks used to find my site by typing myfoodeeblog into Google and so on, but lately I’ve noticed people are being directed here by using all kinds of weird phrases…
A sampling:
“mr blobby”
Or
“i want to cum in nigella lawson’s mouth”
And
“i love pickled mussels”
Even
“have they changed sugarpuffs”
And tragically
“tesco running out of cupa soup”
Hope you enjoyed that! Blog update tmoz.
Another goddam foodblog 
Here’s some for you.
David Cameron’s pungent pubes.
McDonald’s flavour deodorant.
Pornographic bit strips.
Jimmy Saville’s happy meals.
Godzilla vs Gandhi cook off.
this is 5 amazing ideas for my next few blog posts!
Could be worse. Could have been Nigel Lawson’s mouth.